I knew that eventually I would learn something useful from Rachel Ray:


(If you can’t see the video, click here)

Alternate title: How to Make your Corncob Very, Very Happy.

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14 Responses to “Children of the Corn Porn”
  1. funniest thing i have seen in a while!

  2. that’s terrifying!

  3. HAHA!! Love it :-)

  4. Thank you for the late-afternoon giggles!

  5. im staying far away from girls with rubber bands

  6. Whoa.

  7. Scott: I don’t know… that corn sure looks like it’s having a great time! We’ll know for sure if she puts out another video on how to make creamed corn.

  8. OMG!!!! First off, that is a really great idea! Then when the music started the whole “corn porn” finally was hammered into my tired head and I laughed my butt off! AWESOME POST!!!!

  9. Oh my God this seriously made me laugh so hard. At first I was thinking to myself “Man, she’s too happy about this.” Then it went all slow motion and the music played and I nearly fell off my chair. Good job lol.

  10. This video made me LOL out loud.

  11. I’m glad you all enjoyed the corn porn! I like Rachel Ray much better as a pornstar than a cook ;)

  12. omg omg omg omg! i just peed meself laughing! i missed this post, ’cause i have been lazy and relying on your twitters! great one, i’m so gonna forward this around. ha!

  13. LOL.

  14. HA! That’s awesome. I saw an actual corn porn once at a cabaret show, but I have to say this clip is far more disturbing!