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Oct 03 2008

Children of the Corn Porn

Posted by: FoodEater in Miscellaneous

I knew that eventually I would learn something useful from Rachel Ray:


(If you can’t see the video, click here)

Alternate title: How to Make your Corncob Very, Very Happy.

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14 Responses to “Children of the Corn Porn”
  1. scott says: October 3rd, 2008 at 11:29 am

    funniest thing i have seen in a while!

  2. laura says: October 3rd, 2008 at 2:58 pm

    that’s terrifying!

  3. VeggieGirl says: October 3rd, 2008 at 3:17 pm

    HAHA!! Love it :-)

  4. Vegyogini says: October 3rd, 2008 at 4:27 pm

    Thank you for the late-afternoon giggles!

  5. scott says: October 3rd, 2008 at 5:42 pm

    im staying far away from girls with rubber bands

  6. kim says: October 3rd, 2008 at 6:08 pm

    Whoa.

  7. FoodEater says: October 3rd, 2008 at 6:24 pm

    Scott: I don’t know… that corn sure looks like it’s having a great time! We’ll know for sure if she puts out another video on how to make creamed corn.

  8. Lex says: October 3rd, 2008 at 10:31 pm

    OMG!!!! First off, that is a really great idea! Then when the music started the whole “corn porn” finally was hammered into my tired head and I laughed my butt off! AWESOME POST!!!!

  9. Lisa Marie says: October 4th, 2008 at 8:22 pm

    Oh my God this seriously made me laugh so hard. At first I was thinking to myself “Man, she’s too happy about this.” Then it went all slow motion and the music played and I nearly fell off my chair. Good job lol.

  10. SCVegan says: October 6th, 2008 at 1:31 pm

    This video made me LOL out loud.

  11. FoodEater says: October 6th, 2008 at 3:19 pm

    I’m glad you all enjoyed the corn porn! I like Rachel Ray much better as a pornstar than a cook ;)

  12. quarrygirl says: October 6th, 2008 at 8:02 pm

    omg omg omg omg! i just peed meself laughing! i missed this post, ’cause i have been lazy and relying on your twitters! great one, i’m so gonna forward this around. ha!

  13. evestirs says: October 7th, 2008 at 8:12 am

    LOL.

  14. A-K says: October 13th, 2008 at 9:33 am

    HA! That’s awesome. I saw an actual corn porn once at a cabaret show, but I have to say this clip is far more disturbing!