Last week was my dads 65th birthday so my mom and I decided to do something a little different. Being as he’s an old perv, my mom suggested we get him one of those naughty exotic cakes. Those are usually pretty tacky though, plus if I was going to be a part of this I wanted whatever we got him to be vegan so that I could partake in the fun too. A light bulb went off in my head as I realized that I’ve got access to one of the most creative vegan bakers in town, and a plan to have Miss Alix of Vegan Bake Sale make something cute & delicious was born.

My dad has been and always will be a boob man (I know, TMI). What better way to celebrate 65 years of his favorite pastime than with vegan boobie cupcakes??? I ran this idea past Alix who was super excited to accept the challenge. Knowing just how crafty this lady is I basically let her have free rein to come up with whatever she thought would work best… as the big day approached I could hardly wait to see what she’d come up with.

They turned out better than we could have ever expected… so damn cute! We surprised my dad at his office by showing up with 5 dozen of these ample beauties, and you can’t imagine how funny it was to watch the entire staff gathered around my dads desk, stuffing giant boob cakes into their faces! My dad was blushing and that made the entire adventure worthwhile.

Take a peek at some real food porn…

My dads favorite flavor combo has always been cinnamon apple, so Alix was able to concoct a most delicious cinnamon apple filling for him, we’re talking fresh chunks of real spiced apples in there. This, combined with the perfectly moist cake and luscious gobs of frosting came together to make not only a big boob lovers but also a cupcake lovers dreams come true.

Everyone who tried one of these (that’s 60 people!) was raving about how tasty (and adorable) they were, and none of them ever suspected that the cupcakes were vegan until they were told. Score!

All told, we had so much fun embarrassing the hell out of my dad (don’t worry, he loved it!), and it was also fun to impress upon so many people the concept of vegan desserts being far from boring. A lot of the folks who work there only eat kosher, so they were extra excited to be able to join in on the non-dairy awesomeness.

Three cheers for my dad! Three cheers for boobies everywhere, edible or otherwise!

Check out the brand spanking new Vegan Bake Sale website at: – while these boobies aren’t on her regular menu (yet), Alix has also been known to make other fun stuff like brain shaped cupcakes and ghost cookies… yum, play with your food!

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11 Responses to “BOOBIES!”
  1. This is awesome :) i made some booby cupcakes for a friend in high school once. Of course, I couldn’t bring them to school, but they were a huge hit! I’m glad your’s turned out well, too!

  2. Vegyogini says:

    Happy belated birthday to your dad! My mom made something similar for my grandpa’s birthday maybe 20 years or so ago, but nothing nearly as perfectly boob-like and vegan-tastic as Alix’s creations. You have one lucky dad to have a creative daughter willing to go out on a limb like that for him!

  3. judita says:

    Haha! Love it! Your dad has an awesome daughter. :)

  4. miss alix says:

    woohoo boobies! the last photo is freaking hilarious. love it! glad everyone liked the cupcakes. :)

  5. Sara T. says:

    *SWOON* I wanna try AND I wanna meet Miss Alix!!

  6. HA HA HA, that is so funny! It’s great that you all have a sense of humour. The cupcakes turned out really good!

  7. Nina says:

    Well, I love boobies, and I love cupcakes, so these are a huge WIN in my book! Mmmm….

  8. Melisser says:

    These are SO awesome! hahaha.

  9. amey says:

    wooo hoo! I love the boobie cupcakes… and I love that you got so many folks excited about vegan desserts too. Sounds like such a fun gift for your dad – lucky him!

  10. Lex says:

    now I finally understand what food porn means! fantastic!

  11. chow vegan says:

    That is too funny! And so great of you to put the whole thing together, you’re such a good daughter! :-)